Best Crimes for a US President!

[Trillmarill]

I am usually of the mind that the common impetus to enact change is when the majority, or working class, needs to be galled enough by the acts of those in power to act in their best interest as a response. It is certainly a different field of battle on which the class war happens these days, wherein poor conditions can be more easily normalized by the products of consumerism, either material or cultural, but I still think the general idea holds true.

All this to say, with a US Supreme Court that continues to strip rights of the working class and disarm a citizen's right to enforce justice, this is an opportune time to make the true depth of the injustices brought on working class people more evident. Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the most important shit of his career, in actually doing exactly what he has campaigned against.

I personally think that he should threaten to rob senators' houses if they don't vote in favor of his party legislation, and then do so with the secret service when they refuse, selling their jewelry to reduce the national debt. Or, send the ATF in. I'm sure they'll find drugs somewhere and a 15 year old family dog that was clearly rabid.

Clearly, Joe Biden needs our help in brainstorming how to best shed light on the sheer stupidity of the supreme court case. If you have any ideas for excellent criminal acts that can he can be considered immune from, I'd love to hear them. I will personally deliver them to him as an act of solidarity.

[gokussj]

i think a good dose of c.i.a approved torture until they comply will be more than enough.

or i also saw somewhere that they should turn joe into the grandpa from spykids 3, so he could do that and just terrorize the burgeoise in his mech suit.

i only wish we could break the supreme court's bones, but ig they're alreadu spineless fucks

[Lize]

i only wish we could break the supreme court's bones, but ig they're alreadu spineless fucks

This is such a hilarious (and true) thing to say

[w8l]

Might be a good idea to share a realisation that I just had, that may be worth keeping in mind:

Biden appointed people in the government who actually want to follow the Constitution and such. The recent SCOTUS ruling grants him immunity, but not necessarily authority. If he attempts to do funny shit, people under him are likely to not follow through. This won't be much of a problem for Trump, unfortunately.

[chert]

I think it'd be funny if he committed conspiracy to committ loitering or something stupid like that.

[trotting_vomitλ]

I'm sure yall know about this already, but I'd like to bring it up just to mention how funny it is, though not the "haha" sort of funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_v._ ... tes_(2024)
great stuff I tell you what.

[trotting_vomitλ]

Might be a good idea to share a realisation that I just had, that may be worth keeping in mind:

Biden appointed people in the government who actually want to follow the Constitution and such. The recent SCOTUS ruling grants him immunity, but not necessarily authority. If he attempts to do funny shit, people under him are likely to not follow through. This won't be much of a problem for Trump, unfortunately.

whoops didnt see this

[rotface]

i think a good dose of c.i.a approved torture until they comply will be more than enough.

or i also saw somewhere that they should turn joe into the grandpa from spykids 3, so he could do that and just terrorize the burgeoise in his mech suit.

i only wish we could break the supreme court's bones, but ig they're alreadu spineless fucks

Thank you Goku

[rotface]

Guys...

I am usually of the mind that the common impetus to enact change is when the majority, or working class, needs to be galled enough by the acts of those in power to act in their best interest as a response. It is certainly a different field of battle on which the class war happens these days, wherein poor conditions can be more easily normalized by the products of consumerism, either material or cultural, but I still think the general idea holds true.

All this to say, with a US Supreme Court that continues to strip rights of the working class and disarm a citizen's right to enforce justice, this is an opportune time to make the true depth of the injustices brought on working class people more evident. Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the most important shit of his career, in actually doing exactly what he has campaigned against.

I personally think that he should threaten to rob senators' houses if they don't vote in favor of his party legislation, and then do so with the secret service when they refuse, selling their jewelry to reduce the national debt. Or, send the ATF in. I'm sure they'll find drugs somewhere and a 15 year old family dog that was clearly rabid.

Clearly, Joe Biden needs our help in brainstorming how to best shed light on the sheer stupidity of the supreme court case. If you have any ideas for excellent criminal acts that can he can be considered immune from, I'd love to hear them. I will personally deliver them to him as an act of solidarity.

i think OP is right...

[trotting_vomitλ]

I am usually of the mind that the common impetus to enact change is when the majority, or working class, needs to be galled enough by the acts of those in power to act in their best interest as a response. It is certainly a different field of battle on which the class war happens these days, wherein poor conditions can be more easily normalized by the products of consumerism, either material or cultural, but I still think the general idea holds true.

All this to say, with a US Supreme Court that continues to strip rights of the working class and disarm a citizen's right to enforce justice, this is an opportune time to make the true depth of the injustices brought on working class people more evident. Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the most important shit of his career, in actually doing exactly what he has campaigned against.

oh shit